Post by The SlimBee on Jul 26, 2007 7:01:19 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]AWARD CEREMONY [/glow]
(please note all prizes are purely fictitious.)
Well we have come to the end of The Hive(3c)'s first season, in which later members to join would have featured more so it was a bit of a 3 horse race. However, there was some exciting stuff my presonal biggest highlight was the combined exp/adv winner going down to the last match of the season. Our "trainee" members improved greatly and acheived a good enough standard for us to accpet seasoned pros into our ranks. All in all I really enjoyed it hope Ya'll did too.
OVERALL WINNER
Our winner, golden rogue66 is awarded a Free 1 Year Public Transport Pass as u need to get out the house The Runner Up, The Slimbee receives a new Life as he certainly need one.
ADVANCED WINNER
The Advanced Champions trophy - This Large 5 foot high silver figurine of Jack Nichklaus. Is studded with over 1000 diamonds and is priceless the winner golden rogue also receives $1000 to insure it. Please don’t forget to return it at the end of next season. The runner up The Slimbee Gets 2 £50 notes.
EXPERT WINNER
The Expert The Expertly Expert Cup goes to The Slimbee This small but highly detailed Cup engraved with the signatures of all the greatest golfers that ever lived . Our runner up Ben Dan Stretch Receives a silver spoon engraved with The Slimbee’s signature J
WEEK END WINNER
The Week End Wonder Certificate is awarded to goldenrogue66 our runner up The Slimbee receive a post it note from Ben Dan Stretch saying “Well done”
MID WEEK WONDER
The Wednesday Night Wonder Citation goes to The Slimbee, A short speech from RandoFL is made to the runner up goldenrogue66.
MAJORLY THE BEST
The Winner Ben Dan Stretch receives The Claret Mug - An oversized ruby encrusted coffee mug valued at £2,000,000 (make sure to return at end of next season pleasey). Our runner up The Slimbee gets a cheap coffee mug from K-Mart.
SPECIAL TOURNAMENTS
Ladies Day: Simms11 and The Slimbee receive the famous Green Dress (remember to turn up next season to present to the next seasons winners). Budwiser2k5 and VoodooAces are awarded the infamous Frilly Pink Knickers and can decline to adorn next seasons runners up with them if they so wish.
Hates Fury : Champions Shawn Sublime, RanoFL and Bend Dan Stretch get a Razor Blade Encrusted Whip. (*nb RandofL gets 2 one for ADV one for Exp) Ben Dan Stretch also gets a pin for pricking himself as runner up in the expert tournament.
Oxymoron: The complete works of Shakespeare go to ChrssHair69 & Ben Dan Stretch. AND golden rogue gets 2 pages torn from an old copy of Romeo and Juliet.
Birdie Fest: Chocolate Nest with chocolate eggs inside -goes to MrParman2 & Ben Danb Stretch (no need to return next season.) goldenrogue66 Divottup GerryscottF and The Slimbee all are served with a boiled egg.
Champion Tosser This 6" high pink phalic symbol it awarded to The Slimbee and our runner Carl2792 up gets a 10" high brown phalic symbol. The winners may do what they like witht these trophys - and dont let the wife see them!
RECORDS WINNERS
Records Master - A Gold inlaid copy of the Guiness book of records to goldenrogue66- Runner up A normal copy of the Guiness Book of records to The Slimbee.
Shot Master - My great great great great great great grand son time warped this trophy from the future, its a holograph matrix projector. Unfortuneatly after typing the words "Lucky Bastard" it broke and is now only able to diplay those words. Goldenrogue66 it is yours, GeryscottF well we have a rabbits foot for you.
Longest Putt Winner - The highly radioacitve Plutonium Putter is awarded to The Slimbee (make sure not to take out of lead box) & A Rusty Old putter Slimbee’s dad used goes to GolfNutz831.
Longest Drive The Krypton - Titanium Alloy Driver is given to ChrssHair69. The Slimbee gets an old wooden driver Jack Nicholas cast off in the 70’s
Most Posts Made
As the staff are ineligible for this award, Ben Dan Stretch receives a years supply of free “Post It Notes” for making 10 posts at the web site. The runners up VoodoAces receives the back of an old used envolope.
Players Player
MRParman2 and Bigmoosedog were both concidered and MRParman2 receices a years suply of free golf lessons his main attribute that decided the win was his never say die attitude Bigmoosedog's great efforts are rewarded by 2 years free golfing lessons.
Memorable Moments from Summer 2007
Slimbee’s +36 in the US Open
Goldens relentless onslaught on the ADV title
RandoFL’s -12 in breezy v dry at Witches
SLimBee’s same round 2 aces on expert
Ben’s -12 on EXP
Gerry getting expert ranking points despite guessing the club distances.
MrParman’s 59 in the third round of The British Open(X)
Chuck finally working out how to DL courses J
Bigmoosedog going from +50 to -10 in just 4 weeks.
Mully & Dacker’s mamoth 2 hr game whilst chatting away on team speak.
Simms11 -17 at Boston
Bgswningers rookie tournament win (rumour has it he lets his wife go with other men big time)
Choking Chuck on the last round of a major looses not only 2nd spot but 3rd as well (aWE L)
Mk & spouse leave the club to for a 3 click alt shot club and ladder - never seen since then.
Ian leaves club coz he believed Slim’s joke about having a hole magnet in his ball and his final words were “I am going to find out how to cheat” and is probably still looking for “The Hole Magnet Cheat” on his search engine.
RanoFL wins the first advanced event tie-ing with Bee-
First expert tourney abandond due to lack of competitors.
2 joined -were banned coz they were TOSSERS. Doh Sorry mistype meant TSers
5 people booted for inactivity.
Greywolf ingeniously Dls course at work and copies them to CD ROM to solve his dial up problem!
Jack Nicklaus was voted the world's greatest golfer ever.
Did u see the Bee personae’s this season:
Sexy Bee - Sporty Bee -Posh Bee - Bimbo Bee - Slutty Bee -Naked Bee! - Cow Girl Bee and finally Hogwarts Bee.
Apologies if I missed anything out here if you post I will add it.
[glow=red,2,300]AND FINALLY[/glow]
TO all those who tried VERY hard for little reward thanks for competing. All the winners hope you the best of luck next season.
(please note all prizes are purely fictitious.)
Well we have come to the end of The Hive(3c)'s first season, in which later members to join would have featured more so it was a bit of a 3 horse race. However, there was some exciting stuff my presonal biggest highlight was the combined exp/adv winner going down to the last match of the season. Our "trainee" members improved greatly and acheived a good enough standard for us to accpet seasoned pros into our ranks. All in all I really enjoyed it hope Ya'll did too.
OVERALL WINNER
Our winner, golden rogue66 is awarded a Free 1 Year Public Transport Pass as u need to get out the house The Runner Up, The Slimbee receives a new Life as he certainly need one.
ADVANCED WINNER
The Advanced Champions trophy - This Large 5 foot high silver figurine of Jack Nichklaus. Is studded with over 1000 diamonds and is priceless the winner golden rogue also receives $1000 to insure it. Please don’t forget to return it at the end of next season. The runner up The Slimbee Gets 2 £50 notes.
EXPERT WINNER
The Expert The Expertly Expert Cup goes to The Slimbee This small but highly detailed Cup engraved with the signatures of all the greatest golfers that ever lived . Our runner up Ben Dan Stretch Receives a silver spoon engraved with The Slimbee’s signature J
WEEK END WINNER
The Week End Wonder Certificate is awarded to goldenrogue66 our runner up The Slimbee receive a post it note from Ben Dan Stretch saying “Well done”
MID WEEK WONDER
The Wednesday Night Wonder Citation goes to The Slimbee, A short speech from RandoFL is made to the runner up goldenrogue66.
MAJORLY THE BEST
The Winner Ben Dan Stretch receives The Claret Mug - An oversized ruby encrusted coffee mug valued at £2,000,000 (make sure to return at end of next season pleasey). Our runner up The Slimbee gets a cheap coffee mug from K-Mart.
SPECIAL TOURNAMENTS
Ladies Day: Simms11 and The Slimbee receive the famous Green Dress (remember to turn up next season to present to the next seasons winners). Budwiser2k5 and VoodooAces are awarded the infamous Frilly Pink Knickers and can decline to adorn next seasons runners up with them if they so wish.
Hates Fury : Champions Shawn Sublime, RanoFL and Bend Dan Stretch get a Razor Blade Encrusted Whip. (*nb RandofL gets 2 one for ADV one for Exp) Ben Dan Stretch also gets a pin for pricking himself as runner up in the expert tournament.
Oxymoron: The complete works of Shakespeare go to ChrssHair69 & Ben Dan Stretch. AND golden rogue gets 2 pages torn from an old copy of Romeo and Juliet.
Birdie Fest: Chocolate Nest with chocolate eggs inside -goes to MrParman2 & Ben Danb Stretch (no need to return next season.) goldenrogue66 Divottup GerryscottF and The Slimbee all are served with a boiled egg.
Champion Tosser This 6" high pink phalic symbol it awarded to The Slimbee and our runner Carl2792 up gets a 10" high brown phalic symbol. The winners may do what they like witht these trophys - and dont let the wife see them!
RECORDS WINNERS
Records Master - A Gold inlaid copy of the Guiness book of records to goldenrogue66- Runner up A normal copy of the Guiness Book of records to The Slimbee.
Shot Master - My great great great great great great grand son time warped this trophy from the future, its a holograph matrix projector. Unfortuneatly after typing the words "Lucky Bastard" it broke and is now only able to diplay those words. Goldenrogue66 it is yours, GeryscottF well we have a rabbits foot for you.
Longest Putt Winner - The highly radioacitve Plutonium Putter is awarded to The Slimbee (make sure not to take out of lead box) & A Rusty Old putter Slimbee’s dad used goes to GolfNutz831.
Longest Drive The Krypton - Titanium Alloy Driver is given to ChrssHair69. The Slimbee gets an old wooden driver Jack Nicholas cast off in the 70’s
Most Posts Made
As the staff are ineligible for this award, Ben Dan Stretch receives a years supply of free “Post It Notes” for making 10 posts at the web site. The runners up VoodoAces receives the back of an old used envolope.
Players Player
MRParman2 and Bigmoosedog were both concidered and MRParman2 receices a years suply of free golf lessons his main attribute that decided the win was his never say die attitude Bigmoosedog's great efforts are rewarded by 2 years free golfing lessons.
Memorable Moments from Summer 2007
Slimbee’s +36 in the US Open
Goldens relentless onslaught on the ADV title
RandoFL’s -12 in breezy v dry at Witches
SLimBee’s same round 2 aces on expert
Ben’s -12 on EXP
Gerry getting expert ranking points despite guessing the club distances.
MrParman’s 59 in the third round of The British Open(X)
Chuck finally working out how to DL courses J
Bigmoosedog going from +50 to -10 in just 4 weeks.
Mully & Dacker’s mamoth 2 hr game whilst chatting away on team speak.
Simms11 -17 at Boston
Bgswningers rookie tournament win (rumour has it he lets his wife go with other men big time)
Choking Chuck on the last round of a major looses not only 2nd spot but 3rd as well (aWE L)
Mk & spouse leave the club to for a 3 click alt shot club and ladder - never seen since then.
Ian leaves club coz he believed Slim’s joke about having a hole magnet in his ball and his final words were “I am going to find out how to cheat” and is probably still looking for “The Hole Magnet Cheat” on his search engine.
RanoFL wins the first advanced event tie-ing with Bee-
First expert tourney abandond due to lack of competitors.
2 joined -were banned coz they were TOSSERS. Doh Sorry mistype meant TSers
5 people booted for inactivity.
Greywolf ingeniously Dls course at work and copies them to CD ROM to solve his dial up problem!
Jack Nicklaus was voted the world's greatest golfer ever.
Did u see the Bee personae’s this season:
Sexy Bee - Sporty Bee -Posh Bee - Bimbo Bee - Slutty Bee -Naked Bee! - Cow Girl Bee and finally Hogwarts Bee.
Apologies if I missed anything out here if you post I will add it.
[glow=red,2,300]AND FINALLY[/glow]
TO all those who tried VERY hard for little reward thanks for competing. All the winners hope you the best of luck next season.
